if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
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