I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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