was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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