I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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