Jerry, you need to find god
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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