He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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