Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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