Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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