just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You've changed since you got that strap on
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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