i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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