Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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