is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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