Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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