Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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