Moan for me like Helen Keller
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
My dick has a subreddit
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
