is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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