My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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