1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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