yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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