is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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