any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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