ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
we made out on top of his cat.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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