fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just threw up on my dentist
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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