Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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