y did u give ur computer a hand job?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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