i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
His nipple licking is glorious
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