Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.