Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
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I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.