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Tell her she's as useless as a condom.

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(770): Tell her she's as useless as a condom. http://tfl.nu/5gza

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(805): View more from California

I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.

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(805): I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals. http://tfl.nu/6f3c

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.

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(250): I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official. http://tfl.nu/pkh7

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(203): View more from Connecticut

we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.

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(203): we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something. http://tfl.nu/yca0

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(269): View more from Michigan

I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.

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(269): I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you. http://tfl.nu/jro0

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later

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(513): I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later http://tfl.nu/i6ww

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon

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(701): Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon http://tfl.nu/mzrc

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(989): View more from Michigan

I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.

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(989): I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it. http://tfl.nu/prf6

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs

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(414): Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs http://tfl.nu/ace8

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.

(303): View more from Colorado

Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.

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(307): I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why. (303): Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube. http://tfl.nu/4s63

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(206): View more from Washington

Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.

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(206): Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack. http://tfl.nu/15rr

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate

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(920): So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate http://tfl.nu/3qfe

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(212): View more from New York

She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.

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(212): She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess. http://tfl.nu/ade3

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting

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In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you

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(201): Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting (978): In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you http://tfl.nu/ucjj

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(425): View more from Washington

Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details

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(425): Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details http://tfl.nu/91yu

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