Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.