Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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