Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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