your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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