And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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