Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
she smelled like a LAN party
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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