I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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