her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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