Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
please come you make the beer taste better
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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