why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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