Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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