yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Randomize
