we have officially lost it.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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