4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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