this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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