i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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