Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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