If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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