I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
