Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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