Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
The ass gains better be worth it
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