You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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