So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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