you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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