no. you can't hotbox the world.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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