Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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