U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
operation harelip BJ is a go
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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