Sry I called you an 8
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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